Foxes are the ultimate conundrum of the wild. I have always loved and admired their slyness. They have a sleek, smooth walk that is unmatched by any animal. The foxes head remains parallel as he stalks its prey; silently, gracefully, trekking through the woods searching for the perfect catch. It’s movement is hard to detect, [...]
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Op-Ed of the Week: The Sly Fox
Posted in the Real Bear Grills on April 7, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Images of the Week: Family
Posted in Cool Photos, the Real Bear Grills on March 6, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Rough saturday mornings call for familial love. Just kidding.
Panda Bear, Animal or Man in Costume?
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions, the Real Bear Grills on February 25, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Editor’s Note: This is another Warren-original Op-Ed piece. However, because animals are such a sweet topic and the title was already wicked long, we’ve left out the categorization. After the Warren’s Ducks Rule piece was deemed a smashing success, I’ve decided to applaud wildlife for all its beauty, unpredictability, and comedic material. The issue today; [...]
Op-Ed of the Week: Ducks Rule
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions, the Real Bear Grills on February 23, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Yesterday I was left with an unthinkable, abominable impression from a friend of mine. As we spoke of Planet Earth’s genius (Op-Ed coming soon), he exclaimed to me, “You know what? Ducks suck.“ “WOAH! Pause bra’, I said, ‘Ducks rule.“ Is that a drastic conclusion? Nope. Don’t believe me nation? Come along with me. There are [...]
