It’s time to set this myth straight. For those of you who believe “being a lefty” is cool, I say nay! It is a common misconception I’ve heard my entire life, and quite frankly, I’m sick of it. I have yet to hear legitimate support to the cause and it continues to pierce my gentle eardrums. [...]
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Op-Ed of the Week: Left-Handed? You suck.
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions on March 30, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Review of the Week: Sam Adams
Posted in Good Tunes, Opinions on March 29, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Sam Adams: The White Flo Rida? — The first iTunes release of Samuel Adam’s career is going swimmingly. In fact – as he can tell you – he’s blowing up! His new EP momentarily hit the top of the iTunes charts, a feat not accomplished by most. Ever since I Hate College swept the Eastern [...]
Exam Week Calls for Smashing
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions on March 13, 2010 | 1 Comment »
After a week of study sessions, caffeine, and frustration the Warren is back in full swing (thank God, right?). Goddamn finals week gets… me…. so… agitated I JUST FEEL LIKE SMASHING SHIT! In this, the issue lies: Why can’t I break things more casually? In my wildest dreams I grab ceramics and throw them at [...]
Op-Ed of the Week: The Oscars
Posted in Film Reviews, Opinions on March 9, 2010 | 1 Comment »
The Oscars is the easiest target for an overly critical pessimist like myself. Why? Because celebrities are glorified morons. Most intriguing events of the night? Keep reading! 1) Learning Morgan Freeman’s daughter was named Morgana. Not quite as bad as George Forman’s kids’ names – George, George, and George, but still pretty self-involved don’t you [...]
March Madness Coverage: Preview
Posted in Knowledge, Opinions on March 2, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Editor’s Note: This is the first of many March Madness segments from Caetanbro. As a college basketball genius and Sporle champion, it’s safe to assume Caetanbro knows his shit. Tune in for his frequent posts. Those of us in the Northeast have been hit with a barrage of snow and generally shitty weather. While the [...]
Review of the Week: Rebirth
Posted in Opinions on March 1, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Editor’s Note: I started writing for my school newspaper and realized the Warren could be a good forum to test out an article prior to publication. Hoping for good feedback, and if not that, some hits. Rebirth: “Fool with a Guitar” “Louder is Better” is generally the case, but should not be an expression attributed [...]
Shout-out of the Week: 2PercentMulq
Posted in Good Tunes, Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions on February 26, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Editor’s Note: The Warren is tired of monotonous categorizations of our posts, thus we will improvise, create, and indulge in new ones to spice it up. Shout-out of the week is pretty self-explanatory. We’ve found a site for you, America. The electro-techno-house scene is a large one, and the Warren can’t supply it to 24/7. [...]
Panda Bear, Animal or Man in Costume?
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions, the Real Bear Grills on February 25, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Editor’s Note: This is another Warren-original Op-Ed piece. However, because animals are such a sweet topic and the title was already wicked long, we’ve left out the categorization. After the Warren’s Ducks Rule piece was deemed a smashing success, I’ve decided to applaud wildlife for all its beauty, unpredictability, and comedic material. The issue today; [...]
Op-Ed of the Week: Ducks Rule
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions, the Real Bear Grills on February 23, 2010 | 4 Comments »
Yesterday I was left with an unthinkable, abominable impression from a friend of mine. As we spoke of Planet Earth’s genius (Op-Ed coming soon), he exclaimed to me, “You know what? Ducks suck.“ “WOAH! Pause bra’, I said, ‘Ducks rule.“ Is that a drastic conclusion? Nope. Don’t believe me nation? Come along with me. There are [...]
Op-Ed of the Week: Shopping Blows
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions on February 21, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Well I hate it, and all other men should too. Why? Let’s break it down. 1. Carrying shopping bags The more you buy, the heavier it gets (Thanks John Madden). But for me, it’s less about the weight of the bag and more about the complaining your respective partner is doing. “But Will, my arms [...]
