It’s time to set this myth straight. For those of you who believe “being a lefty” is cool, I say nay! It is a common misconception I’ve heard my entire life, and quite frankly, I’m sick of it. I have yet to hear legitimate support to the cause and it continues to pierce my gentle eardrums. [...]
Archive for the ‘Miscellaneous Horseshit’ Category
Op-Ed of the Week: Left-Handed? You suck.
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions on March 30, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Image of the Week
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit on March 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Get ready for fantasy baseball.
Find of the Week: Bro Doctor
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit on March 22, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
The right man to call if you’re a laxer. Credit to College Humor. Doctor: Sweet, bro. Your throat and ears are chill. You wanna go ahead and hop off the table, or some sh*t? Patient: Uhh…sure. Doctor: Tits. Alright, now I’m gonna need you to drop your pants. No homo. Patient: *Removes pants* Doctor: Just a [...]
Exam Week Calls for Smashing
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions on March 13, 2010 | 1 Comment »
After a week of study sessions, caffeine, and frustration the Warren is back in full swing (thank God, right?). Goddamn finals week gets… me…. so… agitated I JUST FEEL LIKE SMASHING SHIT! In this, the issue lies: Why can’t I break things more casually? In my wildest dreams I grab ceramics and throw them at [...]
An Ode to Pooping
Posted in Good Tunes, Miscellaneous Horseshit on March 3, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I bet you can guess where I am right now… That’s right. The toilet. I hope this piece of news doesn’t deter you from reading the rest of this article, as there are many things to think about as I take the Browns to the Superbowl (graphic). To regard pooping as something grotesque is an [...]
Lazy Sunday
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit on February 28, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
On Sundays like these the man behind the Warren tends to get a little lazy. Regardless of my lack of motivation to create critical genius today, I still plan to please the daily viewer. Here are a few from the Calvin and Hobbes series, “Lazy Sunday”. My personal favorite:
Shout-out of the Week: 2PercentMulq
Posted in Good Tunes, Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions on February 26, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Editor’s Note: The Warren is tired of monotonous categorizations of our posts, thus we will improvise, create, and indulge in new ones to spice it up. Shout-out of the week is pretty self-explanatory. We’ve found a site for you, America. The electro-techno-house scene is a large one, and the Warren can’t supply it to 24/7. [...]
Images of the Week: Space
Posted in Cool Photos, Miscellaneous Horseshit on February 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Are you intrigued by outerspace? If you’re not, you better be. And if you tell me differently, I’m going to get volatile. Enjoy these incredible photographs. Spiral Rose Nebula Milky Way Tree Andromeda Space is awesome.
Panda Bear, Animal or Man in Costume?
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit, Opinions, the Real Bear Grills on February 25, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Editor’s Note: This is another Warren-original Op-Ed piece. However, because animals are such a sweet topic and the title was already wicked long, we’ve left out the categorization. After the Warren’s Ducks Rule piece was deemed a smashing success, I’ve decided to applaud wildlife for all its beauty, unpredictability, and comedic material. The issue today; [...]
Find of the Week: Wiki Race
Posted in Miscellaneous Horseshit on February 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Ready, Set, Wiki! If you haven’t competed in a Wiki race, you simply haven’t lived. Grab a partner, two arbitrary topics of the world, and let the games begin. It’s a race against a friend (or multiple) to see who can navigate through Wikipedia from Point A to Point B the fastest – only using [...]
